Macbeth, Thane of Fashion

In Macbeth, Shakespeare 4Kidz performance, Macbeth shows up dressed like a girl scout. I don't know whether to fear him or buy a box of thin mints. Before viewing this dvd, I didn't realize where girl scouts got their fashion since... It turns out it's based off of eleventh century Scottish men.  From now on, when I see girl scouts in front of the grocery store trying to shlub their boxes of carbohydrates on me at inflated prices, I'm going to run away screaming like Macbeth is trying to unseam me from my nave to my chops.